#Deepthoughts | What if we’re the aliens? 👽

#Deepthoughts | What if we’re the aliens? 👽

Sometimes I look in my spam folder 📁 and realize just how blessed I am. So much money 💵 just being offered to me, so…

Sometimes I look in my spam folder 📁 and realize just how blessed I am. So much money 💵 just being offered to me, so many opportunities. It’s really hard to decide which endeavors I prioritize. #blessed #spam #junkmail #deepthoughts #countyourblessingsonebyone

The Early Bird.

The Early Bird.

My son is an early bird and they say that the early bird gets the worm. That’s why as a parent I have to get up with him, so he doesn’t eat worms.

#deepthoughts #parenting

If God stubbed his toe on the corner of the couch, would he exclaim, “ME DAMN IT?”

If God stubbed his toe on the corner of the couch, would he exclaim, “ME DAMN IT?”

Are there a lot of couches in hell?

#deepthoughts

Probably one of the biggest mistakes we can make in life is to only listen to a certain subset of voices. And then,…

Probably one of the biggest mistakes we can make in life is to only listen to a certain subset of voices. And then, assume those voices are always right.

Don’t bubble yourself into a corner of thought. Don’t put people into a bubble of honesty which can’t be popped, even by mistake.

#fakenews #facebook #deepthoughts #dontbesillynilly

Have you ever laughed so hard your butt cheeks hurt? #deepthoughts

Have you ever laughed so hard your butt cheeks hurt? #deepthoughts

Deep Thought #14

Deep Thought #14

Why do people do things on a dime? Dimes are small. Why limit yourself to such constraints? #DeepThoughts