Pound me the witch drums

There’s been some murmuring that witches are putting hexes on Trump and stuff. So, um, pound me the witch drums, I say.

#comedy, #music, #satire

Guys, remember this: You have a dick. That doesn’t mean you have to act like it.

Guys, remember this: You have a dick. That doesn’t mean you have to act like it.

For the first time in over year, I finally have it in me to start writing some comedic headlines. News has been so…

For the first time in over year, I finally have it in me to start writing some comedic headlines. News has been so depressing, I just couldn’t take it. But I’m back. Why?

HEADLINE: Dude with beard, average body weighs in on body positivity.

HEADLINE: Dude with beard, average body weighs in on body positivity.

Special thanks to YouTube for making this the first thing I saw when I opened the app. You’re the real hero. Unsung, unsung.

Me. Capitalism.

Me. Capitalism.

Saw this last night before going to sleep, and it felt right. Well, Left technically, but right.

Saw this last night before going to sleep, and it felt right. Well, Left technically, but right.

#AlSen #MooreIsLess

Ok. I’m gonna say it. This administration is so stupid. There. Done.

Ok. I’m gonna say it. This administration is so stupid. There. Done.

Never before have I witnessed a more pathetic group of people in such a high office.