Jason X

So Iโ€™ve never been a big Jason Voorhees fan, so naturally I had no desire to watch Jason X. But the other day, I saw it in Netflix and the description started off with, โ€œIn the year 2455,โ€ and I knew it was gonna be a hot mess. So naturally, I had to watch it.

I can confirm. Itโ€™s a hot mess.

Why am I here?