I met a guy once who didn’t like pizza. Once. I met someone ONCE who didn’t like pizza. Which makes sense because…

I met a guy once who didn’t like pizza. Once. I met someone ONCE who didn’t like pizza. Which makes sense because not liking pizza is like not liking food, because you can put whatever you want on it. 

Saying you don’t like pizza is like saying you don’t like bread. Or tortillas. Or plates.

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